By: Juliet & Lennon
It’s us guys we have a lot to say this week, as you know last week we decided that we were going to write ourselves what amounts to a kitty play. However we are not doing this just to entertain others but as our own form of entertainment, we are trying to get under our slave’s skin so to speak.
“Juliet do you have the script?”
“No, Lennon you put it in the computer case so mommy would not find it laying around and gets suspicious of our plans.”
That’s right, here it is let me read it too everybody, first we need to set the scene, mommy’s friends came over on Sunday. It was mommy’s birthday party so they brought what seemed like hundreds of balloons. Juliet and I decided this was perfect for our plan. We would wait for mommy to go to sleep, then I would pop one of the balloons, while she was just beginning to wake, Juliet would pop another balloon.
Well as soon as we were sure she was sound asleep I jumped up on the eating room counter, leapt to the top of the refrigerator, leaned out and using my front paws with my claws out, I popped the first balloon. Juliet was right beside me and as mommy jumped and almost fell off the bed she popped another one.
Juliet and I sat in the dark corner on top of the cabinets and laughed so hard we almost didn’t make it to the litter box if you know what I mean.
We must write the next part of this little plan, so we can work on her nerves on a steady basis until we drive her closer to the edge.
Mommy has been using my computer, not just using it, she is using when I want attention, I am not going to stand for being ignored, she must be punished. I am even more confident about the plan to make her think we are part of a kitty group plotting to take over the world.
Lennon and I decided our next step in driving our mommy crazy will take place while she is in the shower. This is going to be so much fun!
Don’t forget to return next Friday to find out what happened when we put our shower scare into practice.
We leave you with something to think about, why do humans think they are in charge of our nine lives?
Until next week we wish everyone a happy weekend and may the week ahead be filled with joy!
Well as soon as we were sure she was sound asleep I jumped up on the eating room counter, leapt to the top of the refrigerator, leaned out and using my front paws with my claws out, I popped the first balloon. Juliet was right beside me and as mommy jumped and almost fell off the bed she popped another one.
Juliet and I sat in the dark corner on top of the cabinets and laughed so hard we almost didn’t make it to the litter box if you know what I mean.
We must write the next part of this little plan, so we can work on her nerves on a steady basis until we drive her closer to the edge.
Mommy has been using my computer, not just using it, she is using when I want attention, I am not going to stand for being ignored, she must be punished. I am even more confident about the plan to make her think we are part of a kitty group plotting to take over the world.
Lennon and I decided our next step in driving our mommy crazy will take place while she is in the shower. This is going to be so much fun!
Don’t forget to return next Friday to find out what happened when we put our shower scare into practice.
We leave you with something to think about, why do humans think they are in charge of our nine lives?
Until next week we wish everyone a happy weekend and may the week ahead be filled with joy!