First I has pawblems wid da mommy, her is trying to starve me to death. Her does not understand dat if ME can see one tiny spot in the bottom of MY food dish where ME can see the da bowl instead of FOOD, ME is in danger of starving.
“No Juliet you are de pig dat eats so muches dat MY slave cans not keep de bowl filled up all the time.”
“Don’t blame it on me Lennon, I have not cause you one moment of hunger and you know it.”
As I was saying I have tried everything to get da mommy (aka MY slave) to keep MY food bowl full I have jumped up on da bed, stood on her chest, stared into her face, and me has even jumped up on de bed and bounced across her chest to get her to understand. Still her is ignoring MY hunger pain cries.
“Yep Lennon you have been your annoying self with OUR mommy when you want somefing you make a pesky paw of yourself.”
In case you guys can’t tell me is ignoring Juliet cause her is the reason I can see the bottoms of MY food bowl.
The next pawblem me has is me is having to keep MY laptop under lock and key to keep Juliet’s paws off of it and to keep her from sneaking and posting somefing to MY blog.
“Yes you have Lennon and I told mommy and her say she is gonna get your hinny draws if you don’t let me write somefing in da bloggy.”
Juliet will never learn da Interwet lingo but it’s really funny to hear hers say fings like bloggy. He he he!
Where was I? She interrupts me all da time and den I forgets what I was sayin makes me so mad. I fink I was talking about MY laptop and if her finks MY slave will tells me what I can and cannot do wid MY laptop she better think again. I trained MY slave for a long times before Juliet came to live in MY house as my sisfur and I am not worried on little bit.
Well maybe I am worried about starving to death because MY humom is falling down on the job of keeping the bowls full and Juliet eats too muches. Her is getting fat anyway so her should not eat so much of MY food.
“I have noticed that when OUR mommy doesn’t fill the food bowls you calls her da slave and when you talk about her not making you shares da puter you call her humom, why is dat Lennon?”
I think my next move to get MY slave back in line with the food dish situation will be to wakes her up during de middle of da night by sitting beside MY food dishes and MEOWING as loud as me pawssibly can, jumping on da bed and attacking her feet, dat should do da trick.
“Why don’t you tells dem dat we has 2 food dishes, Lennon? You act likes we only has one bowl and me eats all da food outs of it then you has to go hungry cause it’s empty.”
I still ignoring her efferpawdy you all just do da same her will give up and go sit in da window and watch MY birds for a while and me can has some peace while I is trwing to write MY blog.
Last week Juliet told you guys about her walkin round de apartment and meowing to herself and it driving MY slave batty it drives me crazy too her so loud for a girl.
Well dat’s my pawblems everypawdy can you all gives me some advice so that if me plan fails with MY slave what else can me try to straighten her out!